I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, more info but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?